Thursday, December 20, 2007

channel surfin' with brian wilson


sister morphine went riding with hop along cassidy
boxcar willie exploded on his way to the circumcision
carol brady wondered at the boys' sudden fascination
with marsha's developing breasts
marvin the marsian was on the look-out
for a planet to destroy
tony the tiger wouldn't take
anything less than "great" for an answer
the great pumpkin failed to appear
the bluebird of happiness flew just out of reach
jokey smurf gave a present to brainy
dorthy laid down in a field of poppies
and the tin man rusted from his own tears
satan staged a revolt from stygian shores
tom dooley saw his true love as he swung in the sun
the politically correct housemaid
appeared to tom in cartoon land
the suicide bunnies final frames were snipped
lest some child might get the same idea
the bloodstained beaches of normandy
blue meanies overran pepperland
tristan sailed across the irish channels
frosty melted into a genetically altered pool of holy water
the scientists needed some explaining
why the text book had a different creation story
the midnight indian test pattern
went into perpetual hiding
the wisemen from orient came wandering
across the desert
the star hovered over a manger
"no room at the inn", said topcat to joesph
ginger rodgers and fred astaire
danced into eternity for a moment
george of the jungle hit a tree
superchicken drank his supersauce
john lennon was gunned down in front of the dakota